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Total Medals Earned: 16 (From 9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 275 Points

Besterest Game Ever Made

Good Call Unlocked 4/7/14
5 Points
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
A Winner Is You 10 Points Defeat the fearsome alien tyrant, Blob-O.
Feed Me 10 Points Experience the joy of feeding some alien wildlife.
I Like Betty 10 Points Make Betty laugh with the funniest dinosaur joke in the history of the universe.
Jackpot 10 Points Hit the jackpot on the Astro Slots machine.
One Small Step 10 Points Have Mr. Dinosaur land on the moon.
Souvenir 10 Points Collect a souvenir I <3 Mr. Dinosaur t-shirt.
Troublemaker 10 Points Cause some property damage inside the Space Vacations building.
Chatterbox 25 Points Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Gropey 25 Points Put your hands on every single thing in the game.
Inquisitive 25 Points Look at every single thing in the game.
Speedy 50 Points Finish the game in under 5 minutes.
Backtrack Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dead Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wilson!! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Zip Trip Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dancing With The Stars Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/265 points)

Escape the Basement

Spidey Sense Unlocked 8/10/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Soothing Shack 25 Points Escaped the soothing shack
Relaxed Retreat 50 Points Reached the relaxed retreat
Speedy 50 Points Escaped in 10 minutes or less
Escaped the Basement 100 Points Escaped the basement
Expert 100 Points Escaped in 5 minutes or less
Red Solo Cup Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
911! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chocolate! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Finding Nemo Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Over 9,000!!! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Golden Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The One Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/500 points)

MURDER

Love Always Remains Unlocked 5/15/15
25 Points
Take the easy way out.
Party In The Dungeon Unlocked 5/15/15
25 Points
That's quite a busy reign
Whyyyyy? Unlocked 5/15/15
25 Points
Kinghood suxx
Eternity Unlocked 5/15/15
50 Points
Grab your piece of eternal kingship

Medals Earned: 4/4 (125/125 points)

Nothing To Hide

BE SOMEBODY Unlocked 3/4/14
5 Points
Run away, and begin your escape.
Self Surveillance Unlocked 3/4/14
10 Points
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Slidewalking Unlocked 3/4/14
25 Points
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Support & Share 5 Points Support us, or share this satire of social media on social media.
An Act of Activation 50 Points Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
BE NOBODY 100 Points Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!

Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/195 points)

Nyan cat my hero

warm up Unlocked 8/10/13
25 Points
win the first phase
serious battle Unlocked 8/10/13
50 Points
win the second pahse
like us 5 Points become developer fans
revealed 100 Points reveal Jong Un real identity
victory 100 Points beat the game
perfect Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/6 (75/380 points)

Phoenotopia

Bully to Toads Unlocked 9/25/14
5 Points
Defeat the Armored King Toad
It's dangerous to go alone! Unlocked 9/25/14
5 Points
Obtain the wooden bat
Bearer of Bad News 5 Points Give Albert the Bad News
Breaker of Robots 5 Points Scrap a Big Robot
Enemy to Kobolds 5 Points Defeat the Mercenary General
Exterminator 5 Points Rid a tree house of slimes
Harpy Backfire 5 Points Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Never knew what hit him 5 Points Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Never waste food 5 Points Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Novice Moon Stone Hunter 5 Points Collect 5 Moon Stones
Robin Hood? 5 Points Steal from the mayor's treasury
Slayer of Dragons 5 Points Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
A Connoisseur of Fluffy Pillows 10 Points Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Big Eater 10 Points Consumed over 30 healing items
Iron Skin 10 Points Increase Max HP to 40
Big Bag 25 Points Upgrade inventory to its max size
Experienced Moon Stone Hunter 25 Points Collect 20 Moon Stones
Most Dangerous Arsenal 25 Points Carry all the best equipment
Property Destruction 25 Points Break over 100 boxes or crates
The End 25 Points Beat the Game
Treasure Hunter 25 Points Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Diamond Skin 50 Points Increase Max Health to 99
Indomitable! 50 Points Finish the game with zero deaths
Master Moon Stone Hunter 50 Points Collect 40 Moon Stones
Speed Runner! 50 Points Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Last Song of Earth Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Good Friend Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Number 42 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Repentance Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Explorer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/500 points)

PLEASE REMAIN CALM

Tutee Unlocked 4/7/14
5 Points
Beat the tutorial.
Halfway 10 Points Reach level 6.
Killer 10 Points Kill 50 enemies in one game.
Showdown 10 Points Reach level X.
Winner 10 Points Beat the game.
Big Money 25 Points Beat the game with 100 coins or more.
Speedrun 25 Points Beat the game in under 4 minutes.
Unassisted 25 Points Beat the game without buying any upgrades.
No Money 50 Points Beat the game without collecting a single coin.
Pacifist 50 Points Beat the game without killing any enemies. (No shooting/stomping enemies)
Untouchable 50 Points Beat the game without taking damage.

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/270 points)

Ragdoll Ninja

Sniper Unlocked 2/8/14
5 Points
Do 10 headshots in a game
Doc 5 Points Recover 3 lifes in a game
Lord of time 5 Points Use a slow motion 3 times in a game
Novice 5 Points Score 3,000 points
Accurate 10 Points Do 8 'Combo 3x' in a game
Cool 10 Points Do 4 'Combo 4x' in a game
Crazy 10 Points Slice 50 ragdolls in a game
Fast 10 Points Do 3 'Combo 5x' in a game
Goldminer 10 Points Slice 10 gold ragdolls in a game
Goodman 10 Points Leave alive 3 ragdolls in a game
Madman 10 Points Do 10 criticals in a game
Gamer 25 Points Slice 1,000 ragdolls
Killer 25 Points Do 100 headshots
Lord of time 2 25 Points Use a slow motion 50 times
Medic 25 Points Recover 20 lifes
Psycho 25 Points Do 100 criticals
Skilled 25 Points Score 10,000 points
Humane 50 Points Leave alive 20 ragdolls
Richman 50 Points Slice 100 gold ragdolls
Kamikaze 100 Points Explode 50 bombs

Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/440 points)

The Telekinetic Incident

Why? Unlocked 9/22/13
5 Points
End it all
Four Trophies 10 Points Find four trophies
Murderer 10 Points Kill 20 test subjects
4Crate 25 Points Lift 4 Crates at once
Eight Trophies 25 Points Find Eight Trophies
Finish Line 50 Points Finish the game
Committed 100 Points Unlock all medals and trophies
Blind Fred Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Three Outta Three Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/285 points)